What you are looking at here is two leashes hooked together and tied to the tree. And, yes, Bad Dog is being bad, as usual.
She keeps digging out of the yard, and sometimes it takes us a while to figure out where the 'Next' escape path is. She walks around the yard, watching us to see if we take our eyes off of her.
As soon as she thinks we are sufficiently distracted, she takes off. Several times I have caught her in mid act of being naughty and she acts naughty faster so she can do more bad stuff before I make her get back in the yard.
Last week, she got out and ran down the street, as I'm running behind her, yelling for her to stop. Fat chance of that. She was on a mission.
You see, a horse had left a calling card in the street. She ran straight over to the steaming pile, and threw herself right on top of it. Rolling around as fast as she could, she got up two or three times to get a better angle on the pile and grab a snack or three before running back to the house. It was disgusting and hilarious at the same time.
Needless to say, she got a bath.
I found it satisfying to watch her do the walk of shame to the bathroom.
Her name really is Bad Dog now! Maybe...it should be 'Turd Dog'.
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